Listen you $#$&%(#*@$, can't a guy take a few months off the bike and not get ridiculed about it wherever he goes? And I am pretty sure they are looking for people to volunteer, not just cyclists. I have mad IT Skillz I am sure they could use.
I have also driven the commissionaire 1 car for a big pro race round here, so I now have mad caravan driving skillz too!
You're right, I don't want some BS position, I want behind the scenes access and I want to be able to watch the men's rr.